THE TENERIFE WOOLLY BACK: A DIGITAL TERROR UNFOLDS

A terrifying new phenomenon has gripped the digital world - the Tenerife Woolly Back. It insidious entity, a manifestation of pure digital malice, is spreading like wildfire across the globe. Researchers are baffled by its origins and methods. Some theorize it's an ancient ritual digitized, while others believe it's a rogue algorithm gone haywire.